If you don’t already know, we aren’t actually trained chefs, and by now you’ve probably realized we LOVE a shortcut.
Category: just the tip
chef’n garlic machine + the gay garlic shake
Due to our inherent and self-diagnosed chronic laziness, we are always on the lookout for gadgets or tricks to streamline our recipes.
chris’s corner: picky produce
Personally, I HATE grocery shopping. However, nothing makes me happier than telling someone in the grocery store that the tomato they just picked out is gonna taste like pig rectum. Be honest… Do you really know when mushrooms are in season?
pairs well with: A Good Day To Die Hard + Perfect Hard Boiled Eggs
“A Good Day to Die Hard” once again stars Bruce Willis in the 5th film of this series. John McClane’s SON Jack is involved this time because he grew up and became a CIA Agent. Jack is played by the incredibly hot Australian, Jai Courtney, which makes me wonder why are Australians always incredibly hot?!…
chris’s corner: let them eat cake… correctly!
Please tell me y’all have seen that picture of Honey Boo Boo at the sprinkles cupcake ATM machine thing…
truffle salt: a pantry MUST
We gays love anything fancy: custom dress shirts, signature fragrances, Italian shoes… and truffle salt.
your thanksgiving cheat sheet
The most nerve-wracking part about Thanksgiving is being sober with family the worry of whether the bird will be fully cooked or even finished on time, or will there be enough food or do I have enough Xanax and wine!?
pairs well with: Frankenweenie + spiral-cut hot dogs
“Frankenweenie” is the latest from Tim Burton. It’s about young Victor Frankenstein who brings his dead dog back to life by harnessing the power of science.