While we all love to pretend to be as classy as Ina Garten, flitting around our kitchen making complex meals with pretentious ingredients, it’s also sometimes nice to toss out any f**ks you previously gave, pull out the bottom-shelf olive oil, and embrace our inner Sandra Lee.
It’s that time of year: heart-shaped balloons, roses by the dozen, #relationshipgoals Instagram posts, and other Valentine’s Day traditions obligations.
Temptation is everywhere. There are strategically placed McDonald’s whose golden arches taunt us on the way to and from the gym. Nothing validates double-fisting two Big Mac value meals like a half-assed workout.
We love our classic turkey meatloaf recipe. It was actually one of our original posts three years ago, and since then, we have made it about 23,135 times. So, we finally decided to spice up an old favorite, literally.
Like the Titanic, communism, or John’s latest hormone therapy, this recipe started with the best of intentions and went horribly wrong.
Like Kimmy Gibbler popping in to offer some unsolicited comedic relief, summer is knocking on the door. (If you live in Dallas, like us, it’s here, and then we get what feels like one month of bulking weather, then it’s back again.)
Whether it is at the gym, in between jell-o shots at Sunday Funday, or one of the parties he hosts solely as an excuse to make this chili, our friend, Jay, has been telling us about this recipe for a VERY long time.
This Fall, we are diving in hard. On a scale of 1 to ordering a Pumpkin Spice Latte in Ugg boots, we are going full on basic white girl crazy this season.
Whether it is maintaining a perfect pedicure, finding just the right length of short shorts, or meticulously organizing a library of Golden Girls GIFs for texting, being gay can be SO much work. You add in social pressures to stay fit and it can get overwhelming. Diet is an important, but only small piece of this bedazzled puzzle.