sophisticated Jell-O shots

Holy Bill Cosby’s sweater vest Batman! These are DELICIOUS! We’re taking you back to your campus days as a Sigma Chi or Kappa Kappa Gamma. Back when your biggest concerns in life were how to hide all the Taco Bell charges on your parent’s credit card and perfecting your keg stand dismount. These were literally your BIGGEST problems. Those were the days.

This is a new take on an old trick. These Jell-O shots don’t create the acid-like burn that often accompanies cheap grain alcohol and regret. But they do come complete with impaired judgement and lack of common sense that you remember so fondly of your glory days. Regression is fun, y’all!

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