It’s that time of year: heart-shaped balloons, roses by the dozen, #relationshipgoals Instagram posts, and other Valentine’s Day traditions obligations.
maple bourbon carrots
I’ve have never been huge fans of cooked carrots. But, like all of life’s problems, food or otherwise, I always find sugar and/or hard liquor are an excellent solution. This recipe takes a page from both.
garlic infused mashed cauliflower
We know what you’re thinking, “these queers sure love their cauliflower.” I guess it’s another gay stereotype we are guilty of. We love Bravo-housewife wine-fights, Dolly Parton, overpriced swimsuits, and cauliflower.
chipotle turkey meatloaf
We love our classic turkey meatloaf recipe. It was actually one of our original posts three years ago, and since then, we have made it about 23,135 times. So, we finally decided to spice up an old favorite, literally.
sesame ginger kale salad
We’ll be the first to admit we were a little late to the kale party. It was just hard to get us too worked up over an ingredient that isn’t traditionally breaded, fried and dipped in gravy and/or Ranch dressing.
wine poached salmon
Like Kimmy Gibbler popping in to offer some unsolicited comedic relief, summer is knocking on the door. (If you live in Dallas, like us, it’s here, and then we get what feels like one month of bulking weather, then it’s back again.)
If you know us AT ALL, you know that we love the hooch. So when Lost Oak Winery offered to send over some of it’s bottles for us to sample and cook with, we reacted casually, normally and graciously accepted freaked the F*#% out.
jay’s brisket chili
Whether it is at the gym, in between jell-o shots at Sunday Funday, or one of the parties he hosts solely as an excuse to make this chili, our friend, Jay, has been telling us about this recipe for a VERY long time.
shrimp + mint egg rolls with spicy mustard dipping sauce
There’s a brisk chill in the air, which to some may signify the countdown to holidays filled with cheer, but to us, it says we don’t have to be shirtless for MONTHS!