When I think about coconuts, I think about how awesome I would look in one of those hula girl coconut bras.
Category: easy
herb crusted pork tenderloin + port cranberry pan sauce
Not only is pork tenderloin delicious, it doubles as an incredibly effective prop for making inappropriate phallic gestures around one’s kitchen.
pairs well with: Iron Man 3 + steakhouse steaks
“Iron Man 3’ stars Robert Downey Jr. as the billionaire super-hero who is forced to battle a new dangerous foe.
broccoli crunch salad
To me, broccoli has always been one of those foods that unless it’s drenched in ranch, swimming in cheese sauce, or seared with tons of soy sauce and steak, it can taste like biting into a mouthful of St. Augustine sod.
scallops au gratin
As we have mentioned before, seafood can be intimidating. John didn’t even know what a scallop looked like in real life, much less how to cook one… I drew him a picture.
shaved asparagus salad
Stinky pee or not, I can’t get enough of asparagus. Roasted, blanched, steamed, or grilled, like a desperate single at last call, I’ll take it however I can get it.
ode to ina: chicken parmesan
In case you didn’t know she was THAT perfect, Ina Garten was once a nuclear policy analyst for the White House. While that is impressive an accomplishment, her version of chicken parmesan is far more noteworthy to us.
brown butter brussels sprout salad
There’s nothing more fun than taking something that is normally healthy and then delightfully giving it the finger while covering it in butter.
taco gay grande pie
Those of us who are expected to be poolside at any given point during the summer must moderate our intake of anything that is or relates to tacos or pies.