Halloween as a child in rural Missouri was a bit different than the October holiday I’ve come to know as an adult ‘mo.
queer in the coffee shop
I like basic, boring coffee. Actually, I guess I don’t because I load mine down with a ton of Splenda and half and half. So much it barely resembles coffee at all.
justin’s ‘bend-and-snap’ peas
Just like this classic maneuver from Legally Blonde, this recipe “works every time.”
Fish terrifies a lot of people! There’s a pun here, but I feel it’s better left alone…
sophisticated Jell-O shots
Holy Bill Cosby’s sweater vest Batman! These are DELICIOUS!
updated: fried pickled okra
A time honored tradition has hit our hometown of Dallas once again: The State Fair.
zesty beef brisket
Even if it’s a gay that has more styling products, spa appointments, and a tinier dog than the average female, beef is a staple in any MAN’s diet.
bacony Brussels sprouts
I know you’re thinking, “Lord these queers won’t quit with their fancy vegetables!” But stick with us, it’s about to get good, ladies.
chris’s corner: COCKtail
It’s junior year of college, and all of your friends went to Europe for the summer. But, hello, you went last year by yourself because you’re so Eat, Pray, Love before it was even on Elizabeth’s radar.