John, Author at queer in the kitchen

dirty quinoa

Posted on 16 January, 201316 January, 2013 by John

Even a food blogger gets a little lazy come dinner time. Now, we’re not talking eating cold Chef Boyardee directly out of the can, but… close.

power cookies

Posted on 14 January, 201325 February, 2013 by John

In efforts to be healthy-adjacent and still indulge our sweet tooth (toothes? teeth? Ugh. Whatever!), we decided to try a healthier version of a cookie.

muscle muffins

Posted on 7 January, 201311 May, 2013 by John

When it comes to keeping up with the Gay Joneses, a strict workout regimen and equally disciplined diet is key. And a healthy dose of body dysmorphia doesn’t hurt either.

london’s gooey butter cake

Posted on 28 December, 201215 January, 2013 by John

My friend, London, has a nasty streak of upstaging my desserts.

resolution recipes

Posted on 26 December, 201216 January, 2013 by John

The holidays are almost over, and everyone knows what time is coming up.

santa hat brownies

Posted on 23 December, 201216 January, 2013 by John

We should be ashamed that all the ingredients are completely store bought, but we aren’t. We saw these adorable things on Pinterest, and HAD to make them. Kids or very easily entertained adults (such as us) will find these things as cute as they are delicious and easy to make. Seriously, these things are super easy, as…

ten lords-a-leaping: breakfast casserole

Posted on 22 December, 20123 January, 2016 by John

It’s that magical time of year again, where there’s a chill in the air, a tree in the den, and a perpetually-dwindling bottle of scotch on the counter to match the disappearing anti-depressants in the medicine cabinet. (Thank the baby Jesus for THAT cocktail.)