“Jack the Giant Slayer” stars Nicholas Hoult as the farm boy who buys magic beans, like the classic Jack & the Beanstalk fairy tale. This time, instead of one giant we have an army of them, and they are HUNGRY for human flesh.
Category: easy
“border”line mexican salad
This dish was a favorite of mine growing up. Ours was slightly less accessorized than this version. Our chipotle ranch came out of a squeeze bottle, and we tossed it by putting it in a plastic garbage bag and shaking the s#*t out of it.
pairs well with: A Good Day To Die Hard + Perfect Hard Boiled Eggs
“A Good Day to Die Hard” once again stars Bruce Willis in the 5th film of this series. John McClane’s SON Jack is involved this time because he grew up and became a CIA Agent. Jack is played by the incredibly hot Australian, Jai Courtney, which makes me wonder why are Australians always incredibly hot?!…
loaded baked potato salad
There are few simple pleasures in life that compare to barbecue food.
prosciutto-wrapped gorgonzola figs
Now let’s get serious for a second. You’ve been trying some of these recipes and tricks, and are feeling pretty cocky about your newfound cooking skills and all your friends have been über-impressed.
parsnip + carrot mash
I know what you’re thinking: what the f$*k is a parsnip?
rachel’s artichoke dip
Other than a Real Housewives-esqe drink-in-the-face fight, we know of no better absolute crowd pleaser better than artichoke dip.
barbecued ribs
A wise woman once said that the only time ribs are sexy is NOT when visible on an avian-boned woman in a tiny swimsuit at the beach, but when they are hanging over the edge of a big plate and smothered in barbecue sauce.
greens with pickled radish
Growing up white trash without a lot of money, I always looked forward to the special treat of eating at Olive Garden. Mainly for the classy, high-dollar ambiance but also the SALAD…