“Oz the Great & Powerful” stars James Franco as a carnival magician who catches a tornado ride over the rainbow. It’s a prequel to the iconic “Wizard of Oz” and explains how Oz actually ended up in Oz.
crab rangoons
You’ll start to notice as you read more and more of our posts, that the Asian food infatuation comes, not from the actual Asian half of queer in the kitchen.
loretta lynn’s lemon whippersnappers
Last year, we went with some friends to see the incredible, country music legend Loretta Lynn.
pairs well with: Jack the Giant Slayer + fancy-ass pigs in a blanket
“Jack the Giant Slayer” stars Nicholas Hoult as the farm boy who buys magic beans, like the classic Jack & the Beanstalk fairy tale. This time, instead of one giant we have an army of them, and they are HUNGRY for human flesh.
chris’s corner: picky produce
Personally, I HATE grocery shopping. However, nothing makes me happier than telling someone in the grocery store that the tomato they just picked out is gonna taste like pig rectum. Be honest… Do you really know when mushrooms are in season?
“border”line mexican salad
This dish was a favorite of mine growing up. Ours was slightly less accessorized than this version. Our chipotle ranch came out of a squeeze bottle, and we tossed it by putting it in a plastic garbage bag and shaking the s#*t out of it.
chicken khao soi soup
Like Arby’s Big Beef n’ Cheddar or Flamin’ Hot Munchies, I discovered this amazing dish while drunk.
mom’s zucchini honey spice cake
This February 23rd would have been my mom, Vonda Boerger’s, 63rd birthday. This is one of our first pictures together at the airport when I was adopted from South Korea. She was an amazing woman: a hospice nurse, devoted pastor’s wife, mother of five, and she gave me my start in cooking.
pairs well with: A Good Day To Die Hard + Perfect Hard Boiled Eggs
“A Good Day to Die Hard” once again stars Bruce Willis in the 5th film of this series. John McClane’s SON Jack is involved this time because he grew up and became a CIA Agent. Jack is played by the incredibly hot Australian, Jai Courtney, which makes me wonder why are Australians always incredibly hot?!…